Man, I sure wish I had a download code for the demo of
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
can i make it any more obvious?
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
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YO THIS IS MY CHAPTER GUYS
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
eating in class when ur not supposed to
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
what are you guys saying
obviously this person gets it