Anonymous said: Picture this with the polaroid camera i gave you last veterans day. Picture the way u used to hold my face in ur hands crying about the iguana that insulted my dress at the bar. Picture how your hands fit so perfectly with mine, one in my hand, one in a dog's ass. I miss the smell of ancient kraft single wafting through our L-shaped apartment. But mostly I miss the way your gentle little fingers would search deep inside my eyelid for the missing part of me that will always belong to reese may.

trendyabortions:

casserole-jess:

Oh my god Jacob pLEASE

casserole-jess

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itsagifnotagif:

My Pompeii snapchats are amazing..

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i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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This is like installing Windows on a Mac

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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happyhagfish:

Meth: not even once

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wadanoharu:

edward kenway??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of edward kenway spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of edward kenway scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen 

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sewell1217:

thefleetingfoxx:

THIS IS HOW OWLS ARE WEIGHED OH MY GOD

In mouse blankeys. Aw.

sewell1217:

thefleetingfoxx:

THIS IS HOW OWLS ARE WEIGHED OH MY GOD

In mouse blankeys. Aw.

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