clockworkruins:

Man, I sure wish I had a download code for the demo of

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iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

Sep 16th / 248,300 notes †

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Sep 15th / 124,709 notes †
spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

Sep 15th / 78,689 notes †
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!! a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl) Sep 14th / 213,509 notes †

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

Sep 14th / 69,021 notes †

gayobamafanfiction:

you

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sororitysugar:

☀ WELCOME to the ΦM JUNGLE ☀

YO THIS IS MY CHAPTER GUYS

Sep 14th / 35 notes †
Trying to find people who understand my sense of humor

whatshouldwecallme:

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pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

Sep 14th / 45,163 notes †

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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ugly:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

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obviously this person gets it

Sep 14th / 78,056 notes †

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