humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you seen a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
There’s a reality show in Canada that’s basically Dancing With The Stars, except with figure skaters teaching hockey players to do figure skating routines.
The show is called Battle of the Blades!
THIS IS FANTASTIC
Ah yes, Battle of the Blades, amazing show.
holy shit i could get into this
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
real fans imagine the dragon costume
i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you
this is one of the best television moments ever
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
Omg I want to send this to all my professors
Avril Lavigne | Hello Kitty
The cyberbullying section in my college book
that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?