January 2012
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
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Me: Is it sad that I have 35 cabbages in my inventory?
Friend: eat ALL the cabbages
Me: nope
I'm saving them
to drop them all during my wedding
like confetti
Friend: what the fuck carlie
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Anonymous asked: you just blogged memes. this means instant unfollow
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cashcrab:
The earliest known documented use of the expression “Rawr means ‘I love you’ in dinosaur” was written by President Andrew Jackson in a letter to his wife in 1834.
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