ohshititsgreg: Homework without listening to music is like having anal sex without lube… You can do it but the lube is gonna definitely make it more enjoyable.
shit, i skipped two classes today
shitshitshit want to know the reasoning? i was lazy at least i’m a pro at web design and modern dance is a stupid class
Nothing is quite as funny as the unintended humour of reality.– Steve Allen
i have ""unique"" interests
and i don’t really have any friends to deeply discuss them with, because it seems all my friends are interested in way different things. am i really that weird?
lightupmyeyes: things i suck at: life relationships being attractive being normal being likable html coding everything but html coding now i’m good at that shit
oh god oh god oh god two of my girl friends just started making out in my room but they were doing it kinky style with like straps and stuff and omg AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *hides under blanket and puts on headphones with super loud metallica*
fvct: knock knock who’s there god god is there and he always will be
I'M WATCHING YOU
trollinghipster: i put the unf in unfollow
textdocument: my internet goes out more than i do
Plan: The United States federal government should...
danceinthe-raining-loveletters: Advantage 1 is Give the Land Back Colonizing the moon would allow the US to move out of the world. Land would be given back to the Native Americans, solves for their mistreatment.