September 2011
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ohshititsgreg:
Homework without listening to music is like having anal sex without lube… You can do it but the lube is gonna definitely make it more enjoyable.
shit, i skipped two classes today
shitshitshit
want to know the reasoning?
i was lazy
at least i’m a pro at web design and modern dance is a stupid class
“Nothing is quite as funny as the unintended humour of reality.”
– Steve Allen
i have ""unique"" interests
and i don’t really have any friends to deeply discuss them with, because it seems all my friends are interested in way different things.
am i really that weird?
lightupmyeyes:
things i suck at:
life
relationships
being attractive
being normal
being likable
html coding
everything but html coding
now i’m good at that shit
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oh god
oh god oh god oh god
two of my girl friends just started making out in my room
but they were doing it kinky style with like straps and stuff and omg
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*hides under blanket and puts on headphones with super loud metallica*
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fvct:
knock knock
who’s there
god
god is there
and he always will be
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I'M WATCHING YOU
thefuuuucomics:
trollinghipster:
i put the unf in unfollow
textdocument:
my internet goes out more than i do
Plan: The United States federal government should...
danceinthe-raining-loveletters:
Advantage 1 is Give the Land Back
Colonizing the moon would allow the US to move out of the world. Land would be given back to the Native Americans, solves for their mistreatment.
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