the typing game is so addictive omg →
the angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat
Friend's friend: I love anime.
Me: I hate anime. Anime is so stupid. Fuck anime. Look at that, it's some ching chong language. Anime is for nerds.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
commanderinqueef: the hunger games ft. ethiopia