July 2012
This is the Best GIF Ever
theepichumor:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
June 2012
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
unregardless:
spongebob.tumblr.com is my new favorite blog
badgermoles:
alysanne:
sometimes I think about my own character development
#it’s shit someone should fire my writers
tenorit:
chitanda:
how to draw dog
it’s so accurate it hurts
god this website is so cute →
fireking:
oh my god
4 tags
ragingbomer:
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have...
deerstagram:
nakedwithhoran:
next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom
let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
1 tag
tumblr translation guide
dekutree:
what they say: ^^^THIS
what it means: im retarded
what they say: omg remember this?
what it means: give me notes
what they say: im offended
what it means: there are about 19 dicks in my mouth right now
2 tags
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
1 tag
shavingryansprivates:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE 5 SECOND LONG VIDEO EVER
3 tags
ssweaterweather:
i’m like a hot mess except i’m not hot so basically i’m just a mess
1 tag