This is the Best GIF Ever
theepichumor: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
unregardless: spongebob.tumblr.com is my new favorite blog
badgermoles: alysanne: sometimes I think about my own character development #it’s shit someone should fire my writers
tenorit: chitanda: how to draw dog it’s so accurate it hurts
god this website is so cute →
fireking: oh my god
ragingbomer: ragingbomer: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child have...
deerstagram: nakedwithhoran: next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
tumblr translation guide
dekutree: what they say: ^^^THIS what it means: im retarded what they say: omg remember this? what it means: give me notes what they say: im offended what it means: there are about 19 dicks in my mouth right now
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
mokeythemoogle: all-hail-king-loki: This...
shavingryansprivates: THIS IS MY FAVORITE 5 SECOND LONG VIDEO EVER
ssweaterweather: i’m like a hot mess except i’m not hot so basically i’m just a mess