July 2012
so i’m skyping my friend and suddenly CIRCUS AFRO starts playing and i figure out that’s his ringtone and why am i friends with him just what
3 tags
Ubisoft: Altaïr Ibn-la'Ahad, one for you.
Ubisoft: Ezio Auditore? THREE for you, Ezio Auditore, you go Ezio Auditore!
Ubisoft: Do we have a Ratonhnhakéton here?
Connor: It's Connor.
Ubisoft: Oh, Connor, here you go, one for you.
Desmond: ...
Ubisoft: And none for Desmond Miles, bye!
madeagoestohell:
lady in the post but a freak in the tags
omg one of my guy friends has an instagram account so he can meet girls #wat
killjoysout:
u ok man u need 2 talk
“Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for the Short Story
1. Use the time of a total stranger...”
– via advicetowriters.com (via kadrey)
well i think number 8 was basically the plot line of Slaughterhouse-Five
(via thedoctorwhore)
thedoctorwhore:
i’ve been on tumblr for over a year now and still all i know about homestuck is that it involves a bunch of people with horns and weird colored skin
i try to like my sister and be friends with her
but in the end
i can’t stand her
what happened to the tumbeasts
just looked through all my saved url's
i think i’m going to start doing stuff with them
rnax:
you’d be surprised how often “wanna make out” actually works irl
colfersaurusrex:
I’m going to settle this once...
cas-i-said-legs:
roliepolieoliescolon:
so when did the olympics start i just got home from work
They started around 776 BC in Greece.
kushandlyrikz:
The Filipino Olympic team didn’t come out in snapbacks and Obey t-shirts
henthailand:
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
