so i’m skyping my friend and suddenly CIRCUS AFRO starts playing and i figure out that’s his ringtone and why am i friends with him just what
Ubisoft: Altaïr Ibn-la'Ahad, one for you.
Ubisoft: Ezio Auditore? THREE for you, Ezio Auditore, you go Ezio Auditore!
Ubisoft: Do we have a Ratonhnhakéton here?
Connor: It's Connor.
Ubisoft: Oh, Connor, here you go, one for you.
Ubisoft: And none for Desmond Miles, bye!
madeagoestohell: lady in the post but a freak in the tags
omg one of my guy friends has an instagram account so he can meet girls #wat
killjoysout: u ok man u need 2 talk
Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for the Short Story 1. Use the time of a total stranger...– via advicetowriters.com (via kadrey) well i think number 8 was basically the plot line of Slaughterhouse-Five (via thedoctorwhore)
thedoctorwhore: i’ve been on tumblr for over a year now and still all i know about homestuck is that it involves a bunch of people with horns and weird colored skin
i try to like my sister and be friends with her
but in the end i can’t stand her
what happened to the tumbeasts
just looked through all my saved url's
i think i’m going to start doing stuff with them
rnax: you’d be surprised how often “wanna make out” actually works irl
colfersaurusrex: I’m going to settle this once...
cas-i-said-legs: roliepolieoliescolon: so when did the olympics start i just got home from work They started around 776 BC in Greece.
kushandlyrikz: The Filipino Olympic team didn’t come out in snapbacks and Obey t-shirts
henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing