abandonable: did you ever notice hole and whole are basically opposites. yet they sound the same
fosterthebloggers: me in math class
toxic-ponies: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
louitsgottabeyou: Remember when Troy didn’t want any of his friends to know he liked to sing so he broke into a song in the middle of their practice?
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class you have to raise your hand and ask first just make sure to wait until the teacher is finished talking i don’t know CAN you kill yourself? If you ask correctly: MAY I kill myself?
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
envyadams: think about how many pizza slices you’ve probably consumed over the course of your lifetime
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
accusativeofexclamation: achangingaltar: billyraysiren: greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit. Fuck’n Greeks, man. goddess of motherhood more like goddess of pms
everthorned: so this kid at my school liked to put candy in his hair he’d change the candy like every 2 weeks. first it was airheads than jolly ranchers than dum dums and so on this is the kind of school i go to
karinanirak: So I went on a 10 day vacation and before we left, I positioned Peeta so that if any potential robbers were to look in our windows they would see a handsome baker holding down the fort.
choord: badwolflaurel: brandnudes: are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes we don’t need a reason
sinisterlava:lolsaladsex: just know christmas is exactly in four months
hummelberry: you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission
girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’ RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’ DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’ WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING,...
harrytomlomsom: I Like To Play A Game Called “14 Year Old’s Facebook Status Or Fall Out Boy Song?”
holy shit is this a thing i want to watch this
vandominia: ckweek: squidkneee: phlynn: summer bloggin happened to fast summer bloggin had me a blast I met a friend crazy for me Met a blog, cute as can be Blogging days, drifting away But, uh oh, those blogging nights
crockercrocs: hey r u made of phosphorus, etherium, arsenic, adamantium, nitrogen and tyberium? cuz ur a